Drivin’ down your freeways, midnight alleys roam, cops in cars…. here’s a list of “topless bars” to help you find a woman, so alone, so alone… courtesy of the Driftless Riders.

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s
6600 River Rd Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076
(651) 455-3886

Cajun Club
1400 Main St Houlton, WI 54082
(715) 549-6901

Border Lounge
N1620 County Road VV Hager City, WI 54014
(715) 792-2660

Fat Jack’s Caberet

4 Mile Gentlemen’s Club

Cruisin Chubby’s

Sugar Daddys
500 66th St NW Sauk Rapids, MN 56379
(320) 529-9100

Sugar Daddy’s
1318 Highway 45 Cloquet, MN 55720
(218) 879-8668

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen’s Club
4179 State Road 13 Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
(608) 254-8708

Loch Ness Lounge
32nd?

Class Act
32115 64th Ave Cannon Falls, MN 55009
(507) 263-5115

Mettler’s Bar & Restaurant
117 S Front St Mankato, MN 56001
(507) 388-6885

Phipps Tavern
11905 N Phipps Rd Hayward, WI 54843
(715) 634-8811

Garden of Eden Gentlemans Club
688 Meeker Ave E Eden Valley, MN 55329
(320) 453-7080

Showtime Gentlemen’s Club
1709 Merrill Ave Wausau, WI 54401
(715) 675-9933

Pin-Ups Gentlemen’s Club
812 1/2 4th Avenue South Park Falls, WI 54552
(715) 744-1156

Barons Gentlemens Club
3986 State

Temptations Gentlemens Club
132 2nd Ave S Wisconsin Rapids, WI 54495
(715) 423-0220

Northern Exposure Gentlemens Club
N11104 Us Highway 45 Birnamwood, WI 54414
(715) 449-2793

New Yorker Gentlemen’s Club
1896 Old Highway 51 Mosinee, WI 54455
(715) 693-2777

Foxtail Gentlemen’s Club
N4305 16th Rd Montello, WI 53949
(608) 297-7011

Screamin Mee Mee’s
402 W Delavan Dr Janesville, WI 53546
(608) 373-0189

Body Shop
140 2nd St N Wisconsin Rapids, WI 54494
(715) 424-1810

Placemark 24
Silver Street, et al

If you have a addition, send the location and information to info@driftlessriders.com

A snapshot of Maiden Rock from the 2007 Fall Flood Run

The 43rd Annual Fall Flood Run Is Saturday September 20th 2008! Get yer motors run’n! It starts at the Beach Club formally known as the Beach Bar (same bar new name).

2030 St. Croix Trail
Lake St. Croix Beach, Minnesota 55043
ph. 651 436-5065

Breakfast starts at 8:00 am
Run leaves the bar at 10:30 !

Brian Zepp from KQRS, City Heat Motorcycle Club, and the10th district American Legion Riders Minnesota Chapters will lead the run.

Description from the Official Flood Run website:

(www.floodrun.org)

“Over the year’s, the Flood Run has grown and gone thru many changes as one of the oldest and larger runs in America. The original run went down Minnesota highway 61 to Winona to help sandbag during the 1965 floods.Through the years, many people avoided the traffic of Hastings MN. and Red Wing MN. by riding down Wisconsin 35. Now the run has grown to a massive number of motorcycles and to alleviate the congestion going into some of the towns, we are adding the original nostalgia run down the Minnesota side. It incorporates the whole Mississippi River Valley because after all, it floods on both sides of the river.

The Flood Run has always been a charity event. From throwing sandbags in 1965 to buying a Benefit Wristband to support a great cause! Proceeds benefit the kid’s at Gillette’s Children’s Hospital.

With the $10.00 Benefit Wristband you get a discount at every stop at any business listed down the Flood Run. Many Minnesota and Wisconsin businesses have jumped on board to help with some great discounts making your $10.00 Benefit Wristband worth hundreds of dollars if you hit every stop.

All motorcycle makes and models are welcome!”

Examples of specials along the route include:

Redwing, Mn. If you run the Minnesota side go down highway 61 to Redwing and be sure to stop at the The Roxx Bar & Grill 310 Plumb Street, Red Wing MN. We open at 10:00 A.M. ready for action! Hamburger & Fries…Reg.$5.50 … $4.50 with Benefit Wristband Domestic Beer & Rail Drinks…Reg. $3.00 … $2.00 with benefit wristband. We have a Meat Raffle at 2:00 and Karaoke starts at 9pm and goes until 1am.

Lake City Mn. Where we have three great places offering discounts with a wristband. Old Bank Bar and Grill At The Old Bank Bar we will give you $1.00 off any menu item with a Benefit wristband. Live music ” Outland” will be playing Friday and Saturday night from 9:00 P. M. till 1:00 A. M. No cover! Bronk’s Bar and Grill $1.00 off any menu item with your Benefit wristband. For Pete’s Sake Bar get $1.00 off drinks all day and night with your Benefit wristband.

Wabasha, Mn. Great benefit wristband discount on the patio Offered at Slippery’s Bar and Grill. Where ‘Grumpy Old Men” was filmed. Fantastic view from the patio.The best stop on the run, The Pioneer Club there is free food till it run’s out, Live music, The band Kick Back will be playing from 8:30 till 12:30 Great stop!

Minneiska, Mn. Where the old main stay’s ~ Buck’s Bar and Grill offer wristband discounts. Bucks Bar will be serving your choice of Hamburger, Grilled Chicken, Brat & Kraut, or BBQ pork Sand. with Beans and Chips for $5. Armband discount will be $1.. We have also added Chocolate House Premium Ice Cream to our menu. KWNG radio will be live at Buck’s Bar from 3:30 to 5:30 for a late afternoon blast! Stop in and say to Terry and Jeanie and the D.J. you may end up on the radio! Rebel’s Rollin Inn Entertainment all day and night, with Getaway Entertainment. They will be doing a keg lift along w/other fun games. The party starts w/DJing outside from 2-7, then moving inside doing karaoke and DJ till close. Bars will be serving $2 cans of beer all day and night, with Flood Run benefit wristband get one dollar off a can of beer or cocktail.

Minnesota City, Mn. The L-COVE Minnesota City, MN will be having a lot of awesome stuff going on. As always Benefit Wristbands welcome with discounts at the inside bar. Our Tiki bar will be open at PM weather permitting. (you can smoke out there!) Also going on outside will be our famous barrel toss contest starts at PM, volleyball, and horseshoes. Camping will also be available with big fire pit. Campers must comply with local noise laws. The always fun and beautiful BUDWEISER GIRLS will be here. You can get your picture taken with them all money going to the children’s hospital. Local guys Brian & Andy will be here for an open jam they are great guys with great talent!! Also for entertainment we will have the local band Whiskey-n- Wimmen will play from 7:30 to 10:30 and Jaymz Dank Band will play from 10:30 PM to close. Featuring music from Stevie Ray Vaughan, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Sonny Boy Williamson, Little Walter, Clapton, Hendrix, Allman Brothers, Johnny Lang, Stones, Cream and many many more. For those of you interested in little food we will have chicken with wild rice soup and chili. Plenty of safe parking over night if you would like.

Winona, Mn. If you are leaving from the southern part of the run you can meet at Winona Harley Davidson. We will also have coffee and donuts for the riders in the morning and we will grill brats from 1-5 for anyone stopping in the afternoon. Wristbands and Flood Run T-shirts available at our shop. Anyone with the wristband will get 20% off any 1 Motorclothes/Collectible.

Prescott, Wi. The No Name Saloon is home base for the Flood Run in Prescott. You can get your Official run support discount wristband and Official run merchandise there, Official run shirts, Official run pin’s……….just outside the No Name Saloon. Be sure to use your Benefit Wristband at every bar on main street for a discount. Scabs Place, Broad Street Bar and Grill, Pilot House Boat Drinks, Muddy Water’s Bar and Grill, The old Steam Boat, The No Name Saloon

Diamond Bluff, Wi. Stop at the Nauti Hawg, for food, drink, live music and a discount Formerly the Gem Bar. One Dollar off of any food item with a Benefit wristband. Free beer out side till it run’s out with the same Benefit wristband! Karaoke at 7:00P.M. The North Country Bull Rides will be here setting up around the same time. The band this year is called “Slippery Elm”. They are an Americana Roots Rock Band (The Beetles, Jackson Brown, Grateful Dead, etc). They will be hanging out for most of the day starting at about 10:30 or 11:00 and playing when it gets busy. Al Hauser (Al’s Custom Cycle) will setting up his booth again! Must see! We will have the big tent. Food this year BBQ’s, potato salad, chips & a pickle. North Country (Mechanical) Bull Rides will be at the Nauti Hawg from 10 am to 3 PM or so. St. Paul Harley Davidson will have their accessories trailer set up at the Nauti Hawg

Hager City, Wi. Don’t miss The Border Lounge go east on highway V V 2 blocks for that eye popping entertainment. ( Benefit Wristband gets you in FREE. ) At The Harbor Bar you can get a great discount worth stopping for!

Bay City, Wi. At Mike’s Bay Town Bar and Grill it’s buck off day. ( Anything in the bar, you get a $1.00 off. ) Stop say hi to Mike and show that benefit wristband for your buck off!

Maiden Rock. Wi. KWNG 106 FM radio will be live all day from Maiden Rock Park, Stop by and say hi, you might end up on the air. Maiden Rock Fire Department as always, will be serving up some fantastic chow you can’t miss. In the park we also have a Official Flood Run Merchandise booth selling Run shirts, Woman’s spaghetti strap shirts, Skull caps and official Flood Run pins. Don’t miss Ole’s Bar where you can get $1.00 off a drink with a Benefit wristband. Very HOT Bartenders! “There will be Karaoke from 5:30 till 10:00″ We are happy to add The Lakeside Bar to the Flood Run. Be sure to stop in say hi and ask about the special they have with your discount wristband. Maureen’s sewing will be selling Official Flood Run patches as always’. Maureen has a huge selection of patches and accessories to check out! She can sew them on for you. Be sure and get yours! Sport Motors Harley-Davidson of Chippewa Falls WI. will be in the park displaying their merchandise. Come and check out several Harley-Davidson and Buell Motorcycles as well as the BRAND NEW Spyder Roadster from BRP. We will have lots of Genuine Harley-Davidson Motor Clothes and Harley Licensed Apparel FROM 10-40% OFF !! Also, stop by and meet Miss Sport Motors. Old Man River Your Benefit Wristband earns a $1.00 off a burger !

Pepin, Wi. This Old Bike™ is one of the official stops. We will be having live entertainment, vendors, food and wrist band discounts. Dave and Sandy Dykema owners of This Old Bike™ Shop in Pepin Wisconsin will be having a fun filled afternoon for all who stop by. We will be having The Love Buzzards playing live Biker Blues/Rock-n-Roll from 11:00 am to 3:00 PM, Vendors Selling Motorcycle Stuff, Mr. Goodies making up Cajun Gumbo and Buffalo Burgers w/ Chiefs Concessions having Hot dogs, Hamburgers and Fries… 50’s Style! Tattooist Slinging Ink with Ralph and Mary’s Bar selling your Favorite Cocktails. Great River Roasters Coffee House will have the very best in Exotic Coffee and Food.

Nelson, Wi. At The Nelson General Store and Deli ~ You get $1.00 off anything on the menu. Ice cream cones are a buck! Do the math! We will miss Ida at The Top Hat Bar! Thoughts are with her family. Stop in and ask for the Flood Run discount and throw one back for Ida! Enter the Back Water’s Restaurant ~ And don’t forget to ask about your Benefit Wristband discount. Fantastic chow at the Lions Club stand! They donate a percentage of sales to Gillette’s Children’s Hospital.

Alma, Wi. At Traxx Restaurant and Bar, get your Benefit Wristband discount of $1.00 off any item in the restaurant. The Burlington in Alma will have a $1.00 off any drink or food item with a benefit wrist band for the flood run. Its the big red brick building just north of the dam. We have great bloody mary’s. Hope to see you there. Have a safe ride.

Curves on highway 60

Another wonderfully sloppy Dam Saloon bikini contest has come and gone and the Drifless Riders took in the action in our usual fashion.

We started off the day by getting drenched and abused by an isolated thunder storm, but once we broke through it was clear sailing for the rest of the day. Our route took us down through Zumbrota and east on the beautiful and twisty highway 60 (one of the best Minnesota biker roads out there).

Highway 60 pops out in Wabasha. From there we headed down hwy 61 to Minneska for a quick stop at Buck’s Bar. Crack a cold one and let a little rain move through, then on to the contest…..

Shake your tush on the catwalk

This years contest had all the accouterments: There was alot of sunburn mixed with alot of beer mixed with alot of sweat mixed with alot of cheering. Throw in some overflowing Biffie’s and a couple fights and you’re starting to get the picture.

The bikini contest turns into a bikini-less contest

Lets be sure not to overlook main event – the parade of topless sea-hags. As usual the main event did not dissappoint. This years contestants left any form of decency at home. They and strutted their stuff and gave the fans what they deserved and more.

The party’s winding down

Eventually everyone had seen enough, boats & bikes started shipping out, and those pesky drunken hicups set in. All in all it was another great Dam Saloon bikini contest. Time to head for the hills.

Scene from the top of a bluff somewhere in southwest Wisconsin

I’ve posted a few more photos on this message board. If you have any of your own, please post em.

See ya next year.

I love the Flood Run. Here’s the quick 101: There’s two Flood Run’s. One in the spring and one in the fall. It starts at the Beach Club Bar right outside Afton, MN. From there it meanders down the river road, on the Wisconsin side between Prescott and Nelson, then on the Minnesota side from Wabasha down to Minnieska. It’s one of the largest local motorcycle rallies. Its thousands of bikers. Its kick-ass.

Here’s how the Driftless Riders do it:

Well, well, well…what can I say but…. my guts hurt, my ass is sore, I did throw up once, and my head is still ringing, but what the hell…it was all worth it! All hail the Flood Run. http://www.floodrun.org/ Guess there’s no where to start except the beginning:

7:00 a.m. Awake to overcast and 45 degrees (Its going to be a rough day)…Place Egg Bake in oven.

8:30 a.m. Driftless Riders arrive at St. Paul Headquarters, weather still shitty and cold, after some counsel we all decide to put on chaps and long underwear for the day.

9:15 a.m. After some good egg bake, links, toast and bloodies, bust out of town on I-94 to St. Croix Trail to The Beach Club, the official start of the Flood Run.

Beach Club Line Up

9:45 a.m. Arrive at the Beach Club just in time for the line-up…check out the pics. Now the actual run was scheduled to leave at 10:30 a.m. but the Driftless Riders got a little antsy and decided to get ahead of the group. This usually wouldn’t be the case, but we had a little wrinkle this year. It seems that one of the Driftless Riders, who will remain unamed (Chopper) has a wedding coming up shortly, and he agreed to his lovely fiancee to be back in Minneapolis by 1:30 p.m for the wedding shower…while he took some good natured ribbing about this, we all thought it best that we ride south to Prescott to take in the No Name Saloon… gotta love the Monkey Bar (it’s open air annex).

Streets of Prescott

10:00 a.m. I think it actually got colder and wetter riding to Prescott, and we all were pretty happy to roll into town, things were just starting to build-up…check out the pics.

The Nauti Hawg Bar and Grill

10:45 a.m. Roll-out to Diamond Bluff… Now this is where things started getting a little bit interesting, because unlike other years, there was a mechanical bull present. After a whiskey coke, low and behold, the bachelor of the day rode that mutha.

High Noon: On to an unsanctioned stop at the Boder Lounge in Hager City, Wisc… You all can fill in the blanks, but the highlights are the pork fat sandwiches and the scenery.

Let’s not forget Maiden Rock… we did stop here, too.

1:30 p.m. After the bachelor peeled off, the two remaining cowboys were left to plot the rest of the day’s devilish dealings… we did not fail… Usually our route would have us making a stop in Nelson, Wisc. This time, we decided to forgo this stoppage and head straight to Buck’s Bar in Minneska, Minn.

The view from Bucks Bar

2:30 p.m. We’ve reached the last official stop on the run. Buck’s (Bar) patio offers a great view of the river valley. This (with a cold beer) was a perfect cap to the Spring 08 Flood Run. We were ahead of the crowd, so we grabbed a picinic table, relaxed and watched the waves of bikes roll in. In the midst of all of this a unique event unfolded: There was some negotiating and I think that a hat was exchanged… long story short… we now have a photo of the Driftless Riders stickers being used as pasties. All in the name of advertising.

Driftless Riders stickers being used as pasties.

4:00 p.m. After the fun at Buck’s, we cruised down to Winona, fueled up, and headed across the river to the infamous Four Mile…This is a great place, good drinks, and a great place to layover, especially on a shitty weather day as this one.

????? p.m. Headed out of Four Mile to the Jailhouse Saloon… Full of bikers, cold beer and good burgers. www.jailhousesaloon.com/

Super-human Strength

9-ish Started getting dark, so we needed to hang our spurs up in the river town of Trempealeau, Wisc. There’s alot I can say but here are the highlights:

1. stopped at the historic and haunted Trempeauleau Hotel Bar (you can stay here, even though it used to be a hospital, or you can get a room down by the Marina…we chose the later)
2. got lost trying to find our over-night accomidations, talked to drunken fisherman who hadn’t ever heard of the lodging we were looking for,
3. found the Kingfisher (our room) less than 100 yards from the drunken fisherman;
4. walked a mile back to town to take in the two local bars;
5. witnessed a bad heavy metal band, talked to crazy local girls, and witnessed a hometown barfight;
6. went to Vet’s and met local girls who were gracious enough to take pictures of their cleavage;
7. ate a twice warmed pizza;
8. walked a mile drunk off my ass through a marina;
9. somehow made it back and fell asleep;
10. woke up at sometime in the morning and expelled the twice warmed pizza.

Trempealeau Cleavage

The Next Day: We felt shitty as expected, but what the hell, take a shower, suck it up, and get back on the horse and put her into the wind.

We managed to get our groggy selves to Centerville and Beedles Bar for brunch…Great place, good food, biker friendly, and nice folk. http://www.beedlesbar.com/

After eating we pretty much pointed ourselves home…we headed up Highway 35 to Nelson, jumped across the river to Highway 61 and then onto Highway 52 back into St. Paul.

Another awesome and memorable Flood Run.

Cheers!

Bikini-less Contest

Hey boys and girls, if you haven’t had the pleasure of making it to the Dam Saloon in Fountain City, Wisc, you better make it a point to this summer.

This place is hard to describe, but let’s just say its probably the last “legal” floating bar on the Mississippi River. Yes, that’s right, this place is not on land, its actually a floatilla located just below Lock 5A. Be sure to leave the bar owner a donation so he continue his good fight against the Wisconsin DNR.

Its really a bar for boaters to stop at, so its a little hard to get to from the road, but the adventure is definately worth it. Let’s just say you literally have to walk across busy railroad tracks, jump up on a floating ramp, and stagger yer way up to the helm. I’m not bullshitting you on this one. Just be sure to watch yourselves on the way out after having a few, as it wouldn’t be good to fall in the river or get yourself splattered by the train.

Oh, and did I mention that they have a “ahem” bikini contest every summer (usually last weekend in June). Here is the bar’s website that has some good pics http://damsaloon.com/ … Ask the bartender if you can join the “Rat Bastards”.

More photos: http://www.driftlessrider.com/bb/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=14

“Boobs on Bikes is a mostly annual parade of semi-nude pornstars riding on motorcycles through large New Zealand cities (in the past, Christchurch, Palmerston North and most prominently Auckland).

It is organized by the somewhat locally famous pornographer Steve Crow, to advertise his activities and the Erotica Expo, an adults-only pornography trade exhibition.”