Drivin’ down your freeways, midnight alleys roam, cops in cars…. here’s a list of “topless bars” to help you find a woman, so alone, so alone… courtesy of the Driftless Riders.

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s
6600 River Rd Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076
(651) 455-3886

Cajun Club
1400 Main St Houlton, WI 54082
(715) 549-6901

Border Lounge
N1620 County Road VV Hager City, WI 54014
(715) 792-2660

Fat Jack’s Caberet

4 Mile Gentlemen’s Club

Cruisin Chubby’s

Sugar Daddys
500 66th St NW Sauk Rapids, MN 56379
(320) 529-9100

Sugar Daddy’s
1318 Highway 45 Cloquet, MN 55720
(218) 879-8668

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen’s Club
4179 State Road 13 Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
(608) 254-8708

Loch Ness Lounge
32nd?

Class Act
32115 64th Ave Cannon Falls, MN 55009
(507) 263-5115

Mettler’s Bar & Restaurant
117 S Front St Mankato, MN 56001
(507) 388-6885

Phipps Tavern
11905 N Phipps Rd Hayward, WI 54843
(715) 634-8811

Garden of Eden Gentlemans Club
688 Meeker Ave E Eden Valley, MN 55329
(320) 453-7080

Showtime Gentlemen’s Club
1709 Merrill Ave Wausau, WI 54401
(715) 675-9933

Pin-Ups Gentlemen’s Club
812 1/2 4th Avenue South Park Falls, WI 54552
(715) 744-1156

Barons Gentlemens Club
3986 State

Temptations Gentlemens Club
132 2nd Ave S Wisconsin Rapids, WI 54495
(715) 423-0220

Northern Exposure Gentlemens Club
N11104 Us Highway 45 Birnamwood, WI 54414
(715) 449-2793

New Yorker Gentlemen’s Club
1896 Old Highway 51 Mosinee, WI 54455
(715) 693-2777

Foxtail Gentlemen’s Club
N4305 16th Rd Montello, WI 53949
(608) 297-7011

Screamin Mee Mee’s
402 W Delavan Dr Janesville, WI 53546
(608) 373-0189

Body Shop
140 2nd St N Wisconsin Rapids, WI 54494
(715) 424-1810

Placemark 24
Silver Street, et al

If you have a addition, send the location and information to info@driftlessriders.com